Sent: Sat, May 29, 2010 5:39 pm
Subject: Collection of your ATM card (Payment instruction)
Your delivery information has been received and confirmed. However, you are expected to effect the payment of $250.00 (Two Hundred and Fifty United States Dollars) to cover for the total cost of bringing your ATM card to your nominated address through DHL services.
Below is the breakdown;
DHL Delivery Fee: ..................$130.00
Insurance Fee: ...................$70.00
Duty Stamp: ....................$50.00
Total: .........................$250.00
Be advised to send the above cost of delivery ($250.00) via Western Union Money Transfer to the receiver's information below for easy pickup.
Send Money ($250.00) to;
Morris Ugoro (Receiver's Name)
Address: 304 Industrial Estates, Victoria Island. Lagos, Nigeria. 23401
Amount: $250.00
Text Question: Money Sent
Answer: Today.
Delivery of your ATM card will commence immediately after the $250.00 (Cost of delivery) has been sent by you and proof of payment which must include the TEN NUMBERS (MTCN) from western union has been emailed to me.
Furthermore, I want you to know that you have been confirmed by the Nigerian Government as the beneficiary of the said amount ($14.6 Million) withdrawable through your ATM card.
I will advice you to send the money today so that your delivery can commence immediately afterwards to avoid further delays.
Sincerely,
Godfrey Young.
Greetings Oh Yee of the faithful return on investment!
I've not yet heard from you. And me and Chris Pike are getting anxious. I've sent in the $250 and am wondering what you did with it. Do you need a tracer number?? I also wanted you to know my friend Nick had some cobblers over this weekend and I did not go and he was upset from that. Furthermore, he hurt me with his words and I was upset by that as well. If I beat him senseless then maybe I can garner his sympathy. Interesting, "garner"..... there is another word I've never used in a sentence. You sure do bring out the writer in me....then again you also bring out the vomiter in me as well!
I am also getting upset by your lack of words as I've already "pulled the pants down" and am ready to do business. Yet I've not heard from you. If I may ask, is it Pike's disfigurement that deters you? Or is it just what I do to a bathroom after a half gallon of Borscht?? They say after that, one ends up with a "Jewish Colon". Just let me know and I'll clean up and come see you. So as the old saying goes, "why put the manure in the ground when you can eat it for free!" let's get this done. I've sent the money, put a nice big prize in the bowl and am just waiting for your "go" signal. Do you think Joe Montana was sitting on a pottie in the stadium bowels when a super bowl win was to be had? As he said, "I held it in and went to Disneyland" so there I say to you....off the pottie, leave the feces and do like Joe Montana and win the super bowl with me!!
James T Kirk...
