From: Godfrey Young
Your delivery information has been received and confirmed. However, you are expected to effect the payment of $250.00 (Two Hundred and Fifty United States Dollars) to cover for the total cost of bringing your ATM card to your nominated address through DHL services.
Below is the breakdown;
DHL Delivery Fee: ..................$130.00
Insurance Fee: ...................$70.00
Duty Stamp: ....................$50.00
Total: .........................$250.00
Be advised to send the above cost of delivery ($250.00) via Western Union Money Transfer to the receiver's information below for easy pickup.
Send Money ($250.00) to;
Morris Ugoro (Receiver's Name)
Address: 304 Industrial Estates, Victoria Island. Lagos, Nigeria. 23401
Amount: $250.00
Text Question: Money Sent
Answer: Today.
Delivery of your ATM card will commence immediately after the $250.00 (Cost of delivery) has been sent by you and proof of payment which must include the TEN NUMBERS (MTCN) from western union has been emailed to me.
Furthermore, I want you to know that you have been confirmed by the Nigerian Government as the beneficiary of the said amount ($14.6 Million) withdrawable through your ATM card.
I will advice you to send the money today so that your delivery can commence immediately afterwards to avoid further delays.
Sincerely,
Godfrey Young.
Remittance Dept.(Zenith Bank)
Tel: +234 807 960 6919.
From "Kirk":
I've not yet heard from you but I still elect to persevere. I am extremely excited on this prospect and I can now tell you I've sisters who share my yearning....Yet when I see them, I get cat calls of, "Your nuts!! and "Why are you so big on Travis the Chimp!! Oh all I can say there is that sisters will be sisters and love them dearly but I feel it is my duty (and not the type you pick up off the road in a plastic bag) to educate them as to what is really important. They will learn.
Oh I can't tell you how excited I am!! Have you been spooked by my Travis the Chimp Story? I am pissed at Travis for what he did as well but as they say in the mens' bathroom at the North Jersey Country Club, "Stop holding yours and get your hands off mine!" it is no fun there, especially with a real "friendly" guy! So let's get rolling. I am anxious and Pike is twitching!! I am very eager. My friend Jill is also wandering around in a bit of a "beleaguered" state and wonders why I facilitate on the Travis case. (by the way, am not sure "facilitate" is a real word but it sounds pretty darn good here and can sure fill a sentence! I am sure she thinks I am nuts but that is OK. I am always happy to "enlighten" her! She is a woman who possesses a great deal of.....focus. So all that being said I am prepping the plane at Newark airport and look forward to seeing you. If I may ask, is Nigeria as disgusting as they say it is? I look so forward to seeing it....
Fecally yours,
James T Kirk....
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